Thursday, 14 May 2015

Giuseppe Mussolini

There has been a sombre cloud descended over the whole village. One of its regular visitors has been found dead on the floor of his van. However, the police say that foul play has been ruled out. Giuseppe  Mussolini and ex pat Italian prisoner of war. Stayed on in England to start his own Italian ice cream business. It gradually turned into a well respected family business supplying all the local area.

Giuseppe had a regular round in his van for many years. Children had grown up knowing the delights of a good Italian made Ice cream. Which was as popular as the good old Italian suits of the same era. Their children had also grown up to enjoy the delights of Giuseppe's skills. Giuseppe was credited with inventing the well known '99' cornet which comes with a Cadbury dairy flake inserted. 

The coroner has ruled that Giuseppe had committed suicide while the balance of his mind was disturbed. He was discovered laid with his arms folded across his chest. His body was covered in red and green syrup juice and with a sprinkling of hundreds and thousands scattered around. The coroner said that it was perfectly clear that Giuseppe had topped himself.

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