The Rules of CaRT.
Rule 1. CaRT is not fair, just get used to it! Give CaRT money, then you can feel good about yourself.
Rule 2. CaRT doesn't care about you. If it doesn't care about the maintenance underspend why should it care about you! Give CaRT money, then you can care and feel good about yourself.
Rule 3. You will not make 185 thousand pounds a year. You won't ever be the CaRT Chief Executive officer with a company car. Give CaRT money, then you can start to feel good about yourself.
Rule 4. Picking Litter for CaRT as a volunteer is not beneath your dignity. CaRT have a word for litter picking they called it job skills opportunity. Give CaRT money, then you can feel good about yourself.
Rule 5. If CaRT mess up, it's not CaRT's fault, so don't whine about CaRT's mistakes. But you can learn from them. Give CaRT lots of money, then you can feel good about yourself.
Rule 6. CaRT doesn't bear the
slightest resemblance to anything worthwhile in real life, so don't be judgemental. Give CaRT all of your money, only then will you feel good about yourself.
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