Wednesday 1 May 2013

May CaRToon Caption Competition

It's May and Spring has sprung yet another surprise upon us. When it waited an extra month before putting in an appearance. Financial constraints and worries that haunt senior bank managers and the possibility of their reduced bonuses don't hold any fear for us. As the time for the out going CaRT CEO to hit the road draws near. We have finally found a reason to celebrate. 

As the outgoing CEO puts his pocket change into a couple of Wheelie Bin. Then takes off his office carpet slippers for the last time. A momentary thought flickers through his head - my work here is done. Now we have a use for the £25,000 spent on balloons and bunting. The future holds many challenges for the inland waterways, as they say watch this space.

The caption competition is intended for you to be able to display your prowess at providing a pithy and witty caption. One that has a watery theme to it.  
The guest judges chosen for this CaRToon Caption Competition are Robert and Regina Soles. The pair were recently awarded the first prize for their services to the comedy names industry.

Leo the dog was presented to Robin as a
leaving present from CaRT bankside staff.

There is no pecuniary prize on offer as the Blog Meister is:  
i) A cheapskate. 
ii) A tight fisted old curmudgeon. 
iii) Not on the CART management payroll. 
iv) Not amongst the ex BW working retired.

However, you will reluctantly get a mention in the captains blog. You can submit your entry on the back of a ten pound note, two five pound notes or by using the comments feature below. 

My Indecision Is Final.


  1. Dear talented MASTER of the canal system,

    Unlike other hounds, I gather I'm allowed to shit on the towpath wherever & whenever I want? Plebs of CART will have to waste time and money shovelling it up, whilst wiping your own Robbing ass at the same time. And there's heaps of shit comes out of that...

    No need for a fiver Mr Meerkat cheapskate, it's a pleasure to spread excrement where I want...

    1. Give that dog a bone...

      Hasta la vista....


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