Saturday, 18 February 2012

Curry, Kebabs and a Big Mac

In an act of mercy that only the caring people in this world are capable of doing. An icon of our fast food life, Ronald McDonald, has been kidnapped and is being threatened with execution, unless the demands of the terrorists are met. What is wrong with these do gooder "caring" people. Don’t they understand that Ronald McDonald represents the pinnacle of a fast food culture. You can’t get much more British than a Ronald McDonald.

Is nothing sacred. Who are these Finnish do gooders that have committed this heinous act. Little is known about them, except that they go by the name of the "Food Liberation Army" and their leader is Osama Bin Worrell-Thompson.

The perpetrators led by Jamie the Jackal marched into a restaurant posing as maintenance personnel, and then kidnapped the statue of Ronald McDonald. Since committing this reprehensible act, the group has posted a video on YouTube Wearing hoods over their heads and the statue, they demand that the world’s largest food chain answer questions about its corporate responsibility and food production.

The thing about food terrorists such as Delia Qatada is that they can make a reasonable case. But what are we as a nation without the British staple of a McDonalds. What would happen to our whole way of life without Curry, Kebabs and a Big Mac. I hope that Ronald McDonald is saved before the execution date. We can never give in to the demands of Cordon Bleu terrorists. If they get their way, they’ll be making demands that we have to eat things like brown rice and organic vegetables and locally produced foods. If that were to happen, it would be devastating to all the businesses that make mega-amounts of profits off the unhealthy living habits of people. Spread the Word!


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