Saturday, 14 December 2013

The twelve day's of a CaRT Christmas 2013.


The Twelve Days of Christmas is a Christmas carol that numbers a series of increasingly grand gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas. The song, first published in England in 1780 without music and delivered as a chant or rhyme. It is thought to be French in origin. There are a number of parodies of the twelve days of Christmas carol. Here is one I did earlier!

The twelve day's of a CaRT Christmas 2013.

On the first day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me
one tidal wave;
and a management team up a gumtree.

On the second day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave;
and a management team up a gumtree.
On the third day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave; 
and a management team up a gumtree.
On the fourth day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave;
and a management team up a gumtree. 

On the fifth day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me;
five broken mooring rings;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave;  
and a management team up a gumtree.
On the sixth day of Christmas; 
CaRT sent to me; 
six marinas closing;
five broken mooring rings;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed; 
one tidal wave;
 and a management team up a gumtree. 
 
 On the seventh day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me;
seven towpath warnings;
six marinas closing;
five broken mooring rings;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave; 
and a management team up a gumtree. 
On the eighth day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me;
eight bridges collapsing;
seven towpath warnings;
six marinas closing;
five broken mooring rings;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave; 
and a management team up a gumtree. 

On the ninth day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me;
nine cill's a leaking;
eight bridges collapsing;
seven towpath warnings;
six marinas closing;
five broken mooring rings;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave; 
 and a management team up a gumtree.

On the tenth day of Christmas;
CaRT sent to me;
ten boats a sinking;
nine cill's a leaking;
eight bridges collapsing;
seven towpath warnings;
six marinas closing;
five broken mooring rings;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave;  
and a management team up a gumtree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
CaRT sent to me;
eleven locks a leaking;
ten boats a sinking;
nine cill's a leaking;
eight bridges collapsing;
seven towpath warnings;
six marinas closing;
five broken mooring rings;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave; 
and a management team up a gumtree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
CaRT sent to me;
twelve paddles broken;
eleven locks a leaking;
ten boats a sinking;
nine cill's a leaking;
eight bridges collapsing;
seven towpath warnings;
six marinas closing;
five broken mooring rings;
four stoppages;
three lock walls failed;
two embankments collapsed;
one tidal wave;   
and a management team up a gumtree. 



 Chorus
one tidal wave;
two embankments collapsed;
three locks failed;
four stoppages; 
five broken mooring rings;
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six marinas closing;
seven towpath warnings; 
eight bridges collapsing; 
nine cill's a weeping;
  ten boats a sinking;
eleven locks a leaking;
twelve paddles broken;
-
and a management team up a gumtree.




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