Keeping the Memsahib happy.

I have discovered the secret! It's not all that difficult to keep the Memsahib happy.

All I have to do is:-

Be a friend.
Be a companion.
Be a lover.
Be the master.
Be a chef.
Be an electrician.
Be a carpenter.
Be a plumber.
Be a mechanic.
Be a decorator.
Be a stylist.
Be a sexologist.
Be a gynaecologist.
Be a psychologist.
Be a pest exterminator.
Be a psychiatrist.
Be a healer.
Be a good listener.
Be an organiser.
Be a good father.
Be very clean.
Be Sympathetic.
Be Athletic.
Be Warm.
Be Attentive.
Be Gallant.
Be Intelligent.
Be Funny.
Be Creative.
Be Tender.
Be Strong.
Be Understanding.
Be Tolerant.
Be Prudent.
Be Ambitious.
Be Capable.
Be Courageous.
Be Determined.
Be True.
Be Dependable.
Be Passionate.
Be Compassionate.
Give her compliments regularly.
Love shopping.
Be very rich.
Not stress her out.
Not look at other girls.
Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes

It's not difficult to make the male in the relationship happy.

Leave him alone


Later.....