I have discovered the secret! It's not all that difficult to keep the Memsahib happy.
All I have to do is:-
Be a friend.
Be a companion.
Be a lover.
Be the master.
Be a chef.
Be an electrician.
Be a carpenter.
Be a plumber.
Be a mechanic.
Be a decorator.
Be a stylist.
Be a sexologist.
Be a gynaecologist.
Be a psychologist.
Be a pest exterminator.
Be a psychiatrist.
Be a healer.
Be a good listener.
Be an organiser.
Be a good father.
Be very clean.
Be Sympathetic.
Be Athletic.
Be Warm.
Be Attentive.
Be Gallant.
Be Intelligent.
Be Funny.
Be Creative.
Be Tender.
Be Strong.
Be Understanding.
Be Tolerant.
Be Prudent.
Be Ambitious.
Be Capable.
Be Courageous.
Be Determined.
Be True.
Be Dependable.
Be Passionate.
Be Compassionate.
Give her compliments regularly.
Love shopping.
Be very rich.
Not stress her out.
Not look at other girls.
Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes
It's not difficult to make the male in the relationship happy.
Leave him alone
Later.....
Ooops Mike you forgot Valentines Day!!
ReplyDeleteComing to a shop near you soon. Millions of cards to choose from & heart shaped items of all kinds ;-)
No excuse to forget now lol
H
Damn - Just when I thought I had all the bases covered....
ReplyDeleteHeth comes along with one I missed - you been talking to the Memsahib by any chance?
regards
Mick