Tuesday 25 August 2015

Conspiracy Theories

I have been musing again.
A conspiracy theory is an explanatory hypothesis that accuses an organization of having caused, through secret planning and deliberate action, an event or situation which is typically harmful. Although the term "conspiracy theory" has acquired a less than salubrious  meaning over time. It has also continued to be used by some to refer to actual conspiracies, such as the sexed up dodgy dossier used by Tony Blair and his aides to go to war in Iraq .
 I like conspiracy theories so here is mine.

Maybe the high speed, Spandex clad, cyclomaniacs are being encouraged to ride furiously on the towpath (Especially considering that the trust does not set sensible speed limits) After all a default speed limit is an obvious Health and Safety action to take. Maybe this is part of the Canal and River Trusts Baldric like cunning plan. To get the high speed cyclists to terrorise the old, deaf and disabled boaters into a marina and getting them to stay there.

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