Fahrenheit Degrees.
60 degrees Fahrenheit
Southern Jessie's put their sweaters on.
Northerners put on suntan oil.
Northerners put on suntan oil.
50 degrees Fahrenheit
Southern Jessie's turn on the heat.
Northerners have a cold beer.
Northerners have a cold beer.
40 degrees Fahrenheit
You can see your breath.
Southern Jessie's shiver uncontrollably.
Northerners go swimming.
32 degrees Fahrenheit
Water freezes.
Southern Jessie's cars don't start.
Northerners eat ice cream.
Southern Jessie's cars don't start.
Northerners eat ice cream.
20 degrees Fahrenheit
Southern Jessie's begin to talk about the homeless.
Northerners put on T-shirts.
10 degrees Fahrenheit
Southern Jessie's use electric blankets.
Northerners button up top button.
0 degrees Fahrenheit
Southern Jessie's disappear.
Northerners close the bathroom window.
Understanding Academic Degrees.
Later....
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