Saturday, 18 May 2013

Tory swivel eyed loons

Is Feldman a swivel eyed loon?

The mystery Conservative has denied describing party activists as "swivel-eyed loons." The mystery Conservative said: "It's fine. There's really no problem. The MPs just have to do it because the associations tell them to, and the associations are all mad, swivel-eyed loons."

Cameron looks Back in Ongar!

Looking back, there was something of the African coup about yesterday's events. Leader on a foreign jaunt, troops mutiny while he's away, loyal generals go rogue, issues desperate late night promise to increase rebel pay, rebels tell him to get stuffed. 

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